Playful Pundits Gifts

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Skeptic Tank.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

How Trickle Down Economics Work

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

World Health Organization

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

One China, Two Minds

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Voter Suppression

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

The Lawyer of Oz

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Before the Fall