Playful Critic Gifts

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

"You forgot his tail."

"Our house wine is abominable."

'I've learned how to wink! Watch-.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Hamlet

'Out, damned Spot.'

'Hard to follow...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'My dentist recommended it.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

The Meaning of Life

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Mom's Mortuary

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'