Playground Gossip Enthusiast Gifts

Careful

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

The First National Sand Bank.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"It must be still charging."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."