Playground Gossip Gifts

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"I tested very high in playing."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"What are you in for?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

The First National Sand Bank.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."