Playground Humor Gifts

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Recess does things to a man."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Mood Swings.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Little boys

'How now, brown cow?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Riding the statue.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Children and technolohgy

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"This is where I come to unwind."

Bottle tossing

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'