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Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Little boys

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Turn Down For What.

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Riding the statue.

"It must be still charging."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Swing

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Skipping

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'