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'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Boy and his dog

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Extra innings.

I love bathtime.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"You spoil that boy."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Wild Child

"Yay! School is done!!"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.