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'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"A little help, please."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Extra innings.

I love bathtime.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"You spoil that boy."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Wild Child

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'