Playground Champ Prints

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Children playing football.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"I tested very high in playing."

Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Turn Down For What.

Multisports

Little boys

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

A boy with a football

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.