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This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

'It's the new childproof cap.'

The Anti-Agent

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Man using to much bug spray

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Police Statetion

"Moulting"

"Careful."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Violent Crime Statistics

CCTV in church.

Privacy