Road Rights Campaigner Gifts

"Treat me like a car!"

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Your Grounded!'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Voting Difficulties

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Sustainable transport

Watch for Pedestrians.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Heinrich Boll.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Cycle Lane

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

Warning- Giants!

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.