Road Sharing Advocate Gifts

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

How Am I Driving?

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

How do fish get to work?

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"It'll have to come down."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

Ubear.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

End Of The Line

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.