Road Sharing Advocate Pillows

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

How do fish get to work?

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"It'll have to come down."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

End Of The Line

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

Ubear.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.