Ride-share Enthusiast Pillows

"You must be my Uber ride."

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

Tunnel of Like.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

How do fish get to work?

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

Scrambler.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

Ubear.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

"Your ride is here."

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

Tunnel of Laundry.

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

More Entertaining Than Lyft

'Ha, who needs television!'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

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