Road Rights Campaigner T-Shirts

"Treat me like a car!"

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Your Grounded!'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Voting Difficulties

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

Sustainable transport

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Heinrich Boll.

Cycle Lane

Watch Out Hedgehogs

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

Bikes versus Cars