Road Safety Advocates T-Shirts

'To buckle or not to buckle?'

Road Rage Highway

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Policeman on phone to car in front: "Please pull over sir, you're moving your mobile phone illegally."

Texting Snowman

I told you not to text and fly. Welcome to Roswell.

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

Board on Board

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

One Way - Yield

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Safe driver.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"