Street Repair Mugs

Perspective repair

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Cleaning up space junk.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Bob's DIY Store

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'