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'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

You Know You're Old When...

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Victorian Pub Scene

"I love people-watching."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Go Back to New York

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Drive Thru Police Station

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Crossing the Road

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"