People Observer T-Shirts

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"I love people-watching."

'Alec does alright for a bloke with no chat lines!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cariactures

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

State Budget.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Coffee shop

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"What are you doing?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Life and Death

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.