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"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"In an unrelated development, yellow ties came in, briefly held sway, and just as mysteriously disappeared."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

How did you live your whole life in this boring town? I didn't. I went to college in the big city. How could you leave all those exciting, diverse people? If everyone is exciting, they're not diverse. But they're tolerant. Ha! Not of boring people! So that's why West Fester exists!

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'Ooh, look - Hilda's latest arm candy!'

Cariactures

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Reese Witherspoon

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Glance Exchange

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."