People Watchers Prints

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"In an unrelated development, yellow ties came in, briefly held sway, and just as mysteriously disappeared."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'Ooh, look - Hilda's latest arm candy!'

Cariactures

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Coffee shop

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Meet Santa's entourage

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."