
'Why do old people always hang around all day in bus shelters?'
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'Why do old people always hang around all day in bus shelters?'
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
Nervous at a party.
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
'Not...one...drop.'
Victorian Pub Scene
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Joe Hundredaire
Elegance & Social Distance
"I love people-watching."
'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
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