Observing People T-Shirts

Somewhere in France

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"I love people-watching."

'Watch this space.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Weathermans old fashioned tactics

Shy Man at Party

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Nice to see you!

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

Beggar on escalator.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Planet Hollywood gets Bad News.

'And I called 911 for him!'