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Somewhere in France

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"I love people-watching."

'Watch this space.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Weathermans old fashioned tactics

Shy Man at Party

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

Nice to see you!

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Planet Hollywood gets Bad News.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

'And I called 911 for him!'

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.