Observing Human Behavior T-Shirts

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

The Map of the Human Heart

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The life of penguins.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Teach me not to care."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Bad dog!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window