Observing Human Behavior Gifts

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

The Map of the Human Heart

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

The life of penguins.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Teach me not to care."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Bad dog!"