Observing Social Interactions Gifts

"This is my friend Estella."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Call me!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Not...one...drop.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Abstraction and recognition