Observing Behavior Gifts

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Santa Claus's Mail

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"I love this time of day."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

The life of penguins.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.