Observing Behavior T-Shirts

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Santa Claus's Mail

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I hate it when we fight."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Beaver tower

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Cat Show

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

The revenge of Russell

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."