Child Behavior Observer Gifts

"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

"Oh yes, you have to keep an eye on them All the time!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Teach me not to care."

The revenge of Russell

Hyenas as Pets

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

House cats touring the African safari.

Kids' energy levels

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"I think she's really into you."