Child Behavior Observer Pillows

"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

"Oh yes, you have to keep an eye on them All the time!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

The revenge of Russell

Hyenas as Pets

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Kids' energy levels

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'