Children's Behaviors Observer Pillows

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Bad dog!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

'Could I see you after class?'

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'