Children's Behaviors Observer Pillows

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

The revenge of Russell

"Teach me not to care."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

'Could I see you after class?'

House cats touring the African safari.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I think she's really into you."

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'