Observer Of Human Behavior Gifts

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Teach me not to care."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Bad dog!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"What's another word for evolution?"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'