Observer Of Human Behavior Prints

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"Bad dog!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

"I think she's really into you."

"What's another word for evolution?"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

House cats touring the African safari.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'Huh! Nobody home!'