'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
Observer Of Human Nature T-Shirts
Celebrate their love for understanding human behavior with a witty t-shirt. Ideal for casual days, it’s a fun way to showcase their perceptive personality.
"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"
People sure spend a lot of time on their phones. Flossing daily is important. Scratching a rash only makes it worse. General Observation Deck.
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
Duck Hunt
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
What does aloof mean?
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'
The prying mantis,
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.
Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.
Exciting potato bugs.
"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."
"Beware of the frog"
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
Farmer and FIsherman
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