Pedestrian Observer Gifts

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Beaver tower

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

You Know You're Old When...

Victorian Pub Scene

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"I love people-watching."

Go Back to New York

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

Impractical Gardener.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Crossing the Road

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Drive Thru Police Station

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."