Pedestrian Ponderer T-Shirts

Traffic Lights: Stop-HURRY!

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

'Do you remember when cycle paths were called pavements?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Waiting for Pants

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Loser's Podium.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I gave on the E train."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Fish Food

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?