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Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Idle parts

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"I want my job back."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

Note to self: feathers.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'