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Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Idle parts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"I want my job back."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

Note to self: feathers.