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"I want my job back."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Idle parts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Robot Attack in Bath

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

CREEPY AF AI

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"