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The virtual vanity mirror.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Idle parts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"Do you have any books on perception?"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I want my job back."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

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"That's not the real me."