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The virtual vanity mirror.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Idle parts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Progress?

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I want my job back."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

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"That's not the real me."

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."