A.i. Ponderer Pillows

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Idle parts

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

Tracey Emin's Bed

CREEPY AF AI

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

How moons are born...

"I want my job back."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"