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"Life"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Life and Death

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Death coach..."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

Old and young

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'That's it?'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"What if this is all there is?"

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."