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"Life"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

Life and Death

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"An equation for your thoughts?"

Old and young

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'That's it?'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"What if this is all there is?"