Life Cycle Ponderer T-Shirts

Baby on board.

A Pram becoming a wheelchair in a flow on money.

"87. How many years did you spend between baby and adult diapers?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

"What if this is all there is?"

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.