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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Idle parts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Keystone XL

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'