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'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Dog Igloo.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Progress?

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...