Pedestrian Ponderer Mugs

Traffic Lights: Stop-HURRY!

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

'Do you remember when cycle paths were called pavements?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Waiting for Pants

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

Loser's Podium.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Fish Food

"I gave on the E train."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Caught on a Cloud