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'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Waiting for Pants

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Idle parts

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Bizarre sights.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Quick Crossword.