Pedestrian Gifts

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Push for Disco...

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Cake Walk

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Sidewalk the game

Lawyer Xing

Expect delays.

Dog with enormous stick.

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Poopa-Scoopa

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

'Pedestrian Rest Area.'

Pedestrian Corridor

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

"This is not a great walking town."

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

Zebra Crossing

No caption (Various parallel paths are marked for walking and biking, whereas a path marked for dogs is erratic rather than straight).

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

'Do you remember when cycle paths were called pavements?'

Traffic Lights: Stop-HURRY!

Crossing the Road.

On Your Marks, Get Set, Walk!

'Zebra Crossing'

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Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.