Pedestrian Life Gifts

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Wok. Don't Wok.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Push for Disco...

Down on Bourbon Street...

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Cake Walk

"I see a couch."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

A smart alec boy

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Sidewalk the game

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"That was generous."

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"Don't make me beg."

Expect delays.

Dog with enormous stick.

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Laying the dust

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

'Ten dollars... $50.00 dead center.'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Help me show the bastards!