Pedestrian Life Pillows

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Wok. Don't Wok.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Push for Disco...

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I see a couch."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

A smart alec boy

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Sidewalk the game

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"That was generous."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"Don't make me beg."

Expect delays.

Dog with enormous stick.

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Ten dollars... $50.00 dead center.'

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

Laying the dust

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

'And for dessert I'd recommend this affordable vintage called Chateau Coup de Grace.'

Help me show the bastards!